Thursday, July 14, 2011

Starstuck- old school

So I swear that I will never get star struck and that if I ever meet another celebrity, I will probably just say hello and keep it moving. Yeah, right. I know secretly that I would have a chest explosion if I met the following- living or dead!

  • Diana Ross
  • Beyonce
  • Oprah Winfrey
  • Michelle Obama
  • Maya Angelou ( hello, that is my name!)
  • Sistah Souljah (The Coldest Winter Ever and Midnight changed my life!)
  • Nikki Giovanni (already met)
  • Dorothy Dandrige
  • Josephine Baker
  • Lauryn Hill - I just want to shake the sh*t outta her and convince her to make at least three new albums with no crying so I can keep my own sanity!
  • Erica Badu
  • Jill Scott
  • My grandmothers' mothers and grandmothers
The Men
  • The Nicholas Brothers (how they do those split jumps is still mind blowing)
  • Stokely Carmichael
  • Malcolm X ( I would love to hear his take on the state of blacks in America in 2011 and what he thinks of President Obama)
  • Abraham Lincoln (to see what he REALLY meant by his Emancipation Proclamation)
  • Dr. Ben Carson (met for a brief secind in the airport. We were on the same flight)

Friday, July 1, 2011

Tasty Tueday

Today is the love of my life's birthday! Yeaaaaa! It's his birthday! He is so behind the time and was not privy to such foods as apple pie before he began dating me. So, um, yeah. Weird, I know. He is a sweet potato kind of man. I remember being on a date early on and sharing some apple pie with him. He was like, "Whoa! What is this?!" I'm like, "Dude, APPLE PIE?!" He said he never had it! Really, at 37 and he never had apple pie?!

Anyway, it is now his favorite and I am going to bake one for the first time for his birthday. As a backup, I am making his second favorite: Snickerdoodles. Now I am mad because the store was out of self rising flour. So I can add a pinch of salt to the flour, but I'd rather have the self rising. So back to the store--sending step daughter.
OMG! My oven is possessed y'all. It stays going off. Even with a brand new oven or a newly cleaned one, it always makes the smoke detector go off. It is so annoying! UGH!

This is not my recipe. It is more of a review. I used apple pie from Betty's Kitchen on youtube.
Ingredients
6-7 tart green apples (Granny Smith)
cinnamon and sugar
pie crust (premade) or homemade
Pie pan
salted water (to prevent browning of apples)

Step one: Peel the skin off the apples leaving as much skin as possible. I do not believe in wasting food!
       
        two: Core the apples
       
        three: cut thin slices of the apples. it should make about 6-8 cups of apples.
       
        four: Place them in a bowl with the salted water to prevent browning. after I core and slice each apple I place in the bowl. This is great. It helps keep the apples pretty.
    
        five: roll out the pie crust. I cheated and used a pre made crust. So much simpler and less stressful for me.

        six: place one pie crust in a pie pan. I used a super deep dish one I got a Giant grocery store for about $7. It is red and pretty with scalloped edges. Ceramic son! DO NOT PIERCE the bottom crust!

        seven: pre heat the oven to 320-350 degrees if you have a possessed oven like me. She says, I think 425 degrees but that is hot as hell!

       eight: Drain the apples of the salted water. Replace with sugar and cinnamon. Sprinkle it over the apples. leave for about 5-10 mins. This will make its own liquid. You WANT that. That is what helps make that gooey liquid factor.

       nine: Pour apples and its liquid over bottom crust

       ten: This is a double crusted pie. Use or make a top crust. Pinch or scallop the edges. Or if you are feeling bold, make a lattice top. Easier than it looks.

      BAKE, COOL, Eat with ice cream!

DIY? Yeah, YOU do it Yourself

As you know, I a getting married September 10. I am doing many things myself and if I smell another hot glue gun I am going the eff off on someone! I am exhausted and there are still things left to be done! So what have I completed so far? Cake platters, guest book, card box, centerpieces, take a sheet basket. What do I have left? Veil/headpiece, shoes, maid of honor gifts, presents for parents, Dupree, abd wedding co ordinators; corsages, boutinnairs, Mad Libs, all the signage, invitations...

My wedding co ordinators did the save the dates and I am going to help them with the invitation wording. Phew! I still have to do most of the decorations for the engagement party.


If I smoked I be j'ed out to the fullest! Now, I understand two things: why people drink and why the look so ready for this to be over in their wedding photos! This is tiring. I do not "work." I stay home this is my full time job on top of everything else I have to do.



I love doing a lot of things myself but paired with loneliness, doing the crafts all by myself and not getting any sleep, no dates and rude a*s step children in summed up as follows: it fucking sucks! Excuse the language, if you choose.

I cannot wait til my honeymoon! I do not drink, but I just may have a hurricane or two after this wedding.
So now I also have to meet with the caterer this Sunday. The price is great and I am hoping the food will be too.

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Met with the caterer. The price was great. The food was good too. Mr. Friday seems to get things done. We will be dining on: mild/hot jerk chicken, rice and peas, baked salmon, mixed vegetables, salad, mini beef, chicken and veggie patties, fruit platters, lemonade and pink passion punch as well as banana pudding and cake for dessert.